Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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