Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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