I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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