i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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