Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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