We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You coming home soon, man?
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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