im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
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we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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