There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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