Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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