so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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