I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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