I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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