i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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