I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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