There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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