So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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