turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
You don't make any sense
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