Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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