My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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