There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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