I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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