The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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