I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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