dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
you never un-have a 4some
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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