hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
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is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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