I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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