He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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