its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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