girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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