Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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