I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
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can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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