this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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