HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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