She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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