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How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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