You're a womanizer and a bitch.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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