he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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