wanna go halves on a baby?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
is wine microwaveable?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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