We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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