He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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