Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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