she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize