No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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