you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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