I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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