Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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