the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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