I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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