the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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