Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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