Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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