he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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